"Usually the reigning champ keeps the #1 spot until they lose, but I'm making an exception this time because it's so hard to ignore a 188 point performance. Stacking Ravens seems to be working out really well so far."
"Usually the reigning champ keeps the #1 spot until they lose, but I'm making an exception this time because it's so hard to ignore a 188 point performance. Stacking Ravens seems to be working out really well so far."
"This team was so dominant they could have sat all three flex positions and still won with room to spare. The Tots might have that tiny tickle in the back of their mind that says 'ship or bust'."
"Well, we're one week in and the season hasn't imploded for Scotch yet, so that's a great sign. Unfortunately, Scotch now has to navigate almost half the season with AJ Brown, who was supposed to be one of this team's breadwinners."
"Let's be real, NGB has a roster that's much better than rank #5, and he's only so low because JaMarr Chase decided to basically sit the week out. 120 should be the floor for this team moving forward."
"Okay, it may be weird putting Shiva above an undefeated team, but hear me out for one second. Shiva would have won their matchup and been in the top 3 weekly scorers if they made just a few different start/sit decisions -Â Stroud over Nix, Marks over Terry, and/or Monangai over Fannin. This team is scary if jwv7244 can just get their start/sit decisions correct."
"Fuzzy is here by dumb luck. Sure, Christian Watson had himself a GAME, and it was nice to see Nabers on the field after his injury, but that's about it for the positives on this team. I'm just waiting for the wheels to fall off and this team to go on a double digit losing streak."
"Okay, so maybe my biggest criticism of this roster has been completely wrong and 1-Putt actually has some STUDS at WR. Too bad every RB and TE on this starting roster disappointed in week one. Still, I expect 1-Putt to be much higher than #8 in a few weeks."
"This is what happens when situation overtakes talent (which honestly doesn't happen that often) and Cooper Rush is throwing uncatchable balls to everyone. At least Dirty Mike can sleep well knowing this week was a guaranteed loss even if they had a perfect starting roster."
"This is the ranking that's the most disappointing to write out because I had such high hopes for Get Out. Fortunately, there are thirteen more weeks in the season, so there's plenty of time to right the ship."
"Delta Squad really dropped a big ol turd this week (outside of Trevor Lawrence and Skattebo) didn't they? I honestly don't see everyone on this roster performing this poorly every week, but I have to be honest, this WR room is going to be the death of Delta Squad this season."
"Man, Jeremiah Smith is going to be so awesome on this roster in 2027. On the plus side, it was awesome to be Jeremiyah Love look so good at 50% power coming off the injury."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings (except for ShivaBlast's ranking this week, because Fuzzy Logic deserves the lower ranking): Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against