"Okay, I see you Codycast with your two straight weeks of 140+ points. The scary part? Cody could have scored SO MANY more points if they just didn't play DJ Moore or Mark Andrews."

"NotGreatBob made sure Fuzzy Logic had a Not Great Time this week by laying down a world class beating. If NGB can figure out how to motivate his players so they all score double digit points at the same time, this team will become NASTY."

"I'm going to be real with you, this team performed about as well as they could without AJ Brown, Dallas Goedert, and with the walking corpse known as DK Metcalf. On the plus side, Boston looks legit and it was nice to see Henderson on the field in 2026. Brighter days are likely ahead for ScotchnWhiskers."

"It's really hard to knock Fuzzy down so much given how explosive this roster looked in week 1 (and that was without Puka), but I have to be realistic. If injuries keep piling up, Fuzzy should start packing it up and looking to 2027. It'll be hard enough if Puka is out for an extended period of time, but now without Daniels, Jakobi Lane (who would have gone off this week if he didn't break his wrist), AND Dart throwing Nabers the ball, it's going to be nearly impossible to win enough games this year to do anything."

"This team would be ranked at #7 or #8 if they had just played Goff over Herbert. I'm calling it now: Look for 1-Putt to potentially make a move to replace Brooks as a flex option, bench Herbert for good, and slap some sense into Loveland. Easy turnaround plan."

"Oh hey, Prestige Worldwide didn't score the least amount of point this week. While the performance wasn't amazing, every little baby step helps. Unfortunately for Prestige, there might be some more competition for the 1.01 in the 2027 Rookie Draft now."