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"Yeah, the champs are back and they have a chip on there shoulder. Under what looks like the best running game on paper Codycast is looking to go back to back. Who can stop them?"
"The defending champ gets the #1 spot until proven otherwise, but Cody has assembled a squad that has more than earned the top spot. With a RB room this nasty (seriously, there might be 3 RBs that finish top 5 on this roster), they should dominate if everyone stays healthy."
"I flip flopped between 2 teams for number 2, but the Tots and their passing game are taking it. Josh Allen had been the best QB for what feels like a decade. Last year's #1 WR in JSN and #1 TE in McBride also are going to make life difficult for teams. Not to mention Pickens who is poised to take over as the teams #1 WR from Lamb.
Waddle will be a #1, Smith is now a #1, the only weak point on the team is RJ Harvey "
"The Tater Tots probably have the best WR room in the league, and Josh Allen + Trey McBride are a league onsie combo. Even with an incredibly weak RB room, I have a hard time seeing a world where this team isn't a powerhouse this season."
"This one was tough, but arguably the best team in league history and always competing.
The deciding factor between dominant and wild card might come down to Jacobs suspension and the ability for Lloyd to hold up.
Or, can NGB find a trade partner and string it together?
The roster is full of talent, but I'm pretending it all boils down to one guy."
"This team is going to be so boom or bust, and I expect this team to boom more often than bust. Somehow, NGB has done a great job replacing the old men with younger talent, too. Speaking of the old men, having Keenan Allen, Mike Evans, and Stefon Diggs as depth pieces for one last hurrah will be fun to watch ... for about 6 weeks before they slow down."
"Even with my Bias and hatred and desire to knock the Scumdogs down a peg or two it's hard to argue with a team who keeps making the playoffs and still has that Championship taste in their mouth.
Can Lamar return to form? Does Henry have another 1400 yards in him? Does Swift level up under Johnson? Can Sutton produce one more time?
Lots of questions, but lots of talent."
"The Scumdogs are just a solid roster all around with a high floor, though there's an argument that it might be lacking in some explosive upside. The biggest criticism I have is the heavy reliance on Baltimore Ravens players, which could work out if Henry and Lamar don't fall off a cliff."
"Dirty Mike has a wide swing of available outcomes. They could be over the top dominant if BTJ and Godwin bounce back to form, dobbins stays healthy, Tua can connect with London and Judkins can run with a horrible browns team.
Or, they could all end up hitting their floor and The Boys are fighting for their life for a wild card spot.
It could be a frustrating season."
"In theory, Dirty Mike and his Boys are set up for success, but they have to be scared that most of their playmakers could easily poop their big boy pants because they play on bottom half offenses. If talent truly wins out, then this team will be awesome this year, but if situation overtakes talent, then there's a good chance Dirty Mike will be on the outside looking in come December."
"I am picking Shiva Blasts to not only make the playoffs this season, but to win their first round matchup as well.
Walker and Willaims as main backs had huge TD upside. Lamb is dominant, JJ is going to put up 1500 yards. Egnicabooboo is going to be the clear #1 for Baker. And Harold Fannin will be TE #3 this year.
Shiva is kicking ass and taking names this year."
"Shiva has a stupidly fun starting roster ... Until you get to the flex positions. Starting two tight ends could work, but more often than not, it just doesn't. Still, the rest of the starting roster more than makes up for the unfortunate flex option, but that leads into the other big weakness in Shiva's game: the lack of good depth. I have no doubt that Shiva will make a splash this year, but this team is one major injury or a bye-pocalypse away from sadness."
"Get Out could accidentally be one year early. Good enough to sneak into the playoffs but not gonna get it done.
Is Burden the next Sun God? Drake Maye to Stevenson? Does Price take over all year? Tet? Tucker? Olave? Adams? Reed?
All have potential but also have question marks."
"I really like what Pads did to retool this roster and create a really solid starting line up, especially considering where this team was a year ago. Realistically, this team is probably a year or so away from competing (mostly because the likes of KC and Tet are a QB change away from becoming difference makers on this roster), but it also wouldn't surprise me if everything clicked this year and Get Out gets that 5th or 6th seed."
"The Concussion brothers can make or break this team. Jaxon and Cam. Will they make smarter decisions or will they be fun to watch and scare the hell out of opponents until they take games off?
Can Pitts evolve? Is MHJ a real WR? Does Corum keep splitting with Kyren?
So many questions, so few weeks."
"Delta Squad probably the most flexible QB and RB room in the league (seriously, there might be more start able RBs on this roster by end of season than there are RB and Flex spots combined), but they also might have the lowest upside WR room in the league. In order to have success, I have a feeling Marv will need to take a step forward and dominate."
"Another team who i think makes noise in 2027, not 2026.
Players I'm not convinced of.
Tuten, Coker, Washington and Brooks.
My seeing eye cannot envision them making a difference. "
"The rebuild is working. I expect this team to be in the wild card race, but this team still lacks the high end upside (outside of Hampton) to be a playoff lock. This team could be a yearly contender if Tyson works out, but I don't expect Tyson to be a big contributor this season."
"This looks like a team that was dominant 3-5 years ago but never changed and is holding on to their glory day memories.
Hurts used to be a #1 QB, White used to look like a top guy, Metcalf is on the wrong team to make a difference, Goedert was the man, Can AJ Brown be Dominant on a 3rd team?
And those are the guys I like.
Starting white and bill?
Wicks? Fields?
Lets focus on a good draft pick and 2027 fellers."
"This roster is so hard to judge. On one hand, there's enough talent to win any week, but there's not enough talent to know for sure they're going to be a top scorer week in and week out. Of all the teams not in the Wild Card tier, ScotchnWhiskers definitely feels like the team that could benefit the most from making a few all in moves."
"Talent Wise, Fuzzy can easily be top 4.
But, here is what is holding them back early in the year.
Also of note, if the wind blows the right direction this could be a playoff team and legit contender this year.
Does Nabers return to form this season and be dominant with a new offense where he doesn't need 300 targets?
Will Daniels look more like the rookie than the 2nd year player?
Will Gainwell outshine Bucky? Can Bucky stay healthy?
Does Watson have 2 healthy hammys?
Can anyone develop and get Flournoy out of the lineup?
Hockaloogie? Or Hockulees?
How soon will we find out?"
"I have Fuzzy Logic ranked so low due to having the worst RB room in the league plus major question marks around the availability of Puka and Nabers this season. While the high end talent is definitely there and could produce a top scoring week any given week, this roster just doesn't have enough quality starters to be a serious contender."
"Now playing the roll of 1-Putt for the 2026 season, Prestige Worldwide.
Burrow, Love and Tate all gonna rock out.
Prestige is playing for Jeremiah Smith and with some key development will have the skeleton to make noise in 2027. "
"Definitely the weakest roster in the league overall for this year, but there's a lot of young talent that could grow and make this team extremely competitive in a year or two. I'll definitely be watching this team closely in November/December to gauge what 2027 will be like. Also, imagine how awesome this team will be with Jeremiah Smith in that WR1 spot next year."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against