"Fun fact, this team has scored 145 points every week so far (Yes, I'm rounding up ever so slightly). If these rather consistent trends continue, that puts Codycast on track to score 2047 points on the year. Another fun fact, the highest PF on the year currently sits at 1980.24 (achieved in 2022 by, you guessed it, Codycast). Not only does Cody have a chance to break the all time season long scoring record, this team also has a chance to be the first 2000 point scorer."
"Zay Flowers makes such a big impact on Scumdogs's ability to boom - when Zay is on the field, Lamar and Henry have gone OFF so far this year. Oh, and then there's this unknown guy named Brock Bowers. This team is so loaded it's not even funny."
"It PAINS me to put Michael Scott's Tots so low this week, but the truth of it is this team just performed like the 3rd best team in the league. If only BaileyOwen had the cojones to bench Josh Allen for Tyler Shough or Geno Smith, the Tater Tots would probably be sitting at the #1 spot again."
"NotGreatBob has a unusually NotGreatWeek (by their standards), but still came out with the W. I'm very interested to see how NGB handles losing Achane, Etienne, and Mike Evans in the same week though. My money is on NGB will figure it out."
"I am so confused, how is Fuzzy Logic the only 2-1 team in the league AND WITHOUT PUKA IN THE LINEUP? This team is the king of overachieving in the most inconsistent ways then falling on their face later on in the season. I can't wait to see how the ship sinks this time."
"There's the performance we've been waiting for from Dirty Mike this year! And all it took was the Falcons not starting the literal worst quarterback in the league. This team is only going to get more dangerous as Nico Collins and Caleb Douglas (who was hurt mid game in week 2, FYI) get healthy."
"Tough loss for Shiva this week, but there are some positives to talk about. The Max Potential Points for Shiva shit week was 169 points, which would have been more than enough to not only win their match up but also be the top scorer on the week. The lesson here? Shiva has to get better about start/sit decisions because this team would be 3-0 and #1 in PF if better lineups were played."
"I don't really have many words for ScotchnWhiskers this week, this was just a disappointing performance. Hopefully Scotch can turn it around quick because there are some fun pieces on this roster. "
"Here's the good: Sadiq showed that he can be a stud when given the opportunity, Chris Olave is that dude, Tucker Kraft had 8 targets when he's running at 75% speed, Luther Burden finally got involved, and Davante Adams hasn't lost a step. Here's the bad: Drake Maye looks like a shell of his 2025 self, Steven and Price were awful, and somehow McMillan and Concepcion combined for less than 30 yards."
"Once again, I am sitting here wonder how a team with so many talented players can be coming up short so often. I can excuse Coker because of the injury, but Hampton, Loveland, and (to an extent) Washington have to step it up if 1-Putt wants to compete this year."
"Delta Squad is spiraling right now. Over half of the starters on this roster failed to hit double digit points and this team is lacking any true difference makers outside of James Cook (and even he's been disappointing this season so far)."
"Lwinman that much closer to completing Operation: Draft Jeremiah Smith, but it got a little spicy there for a second. It's really cool seeing players like Love, Golden, and Bell get involved and show something though."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against