"As the only undefeated team left in the league, Michael Scott's Tots gets the defacto #1 spot, but this is the only time this season this team didn't meet their projected point total. Are cracks starting to form, or was this BaileyOwen playing it safe after getting such a strong lead?"
"Oof, the Scumdogs are no longer perfect, but the good news is grrouchie made it through their bye hell week already. I don't expect another complete melt down performance from this team with Higgins and the Sun God locked in the starting lineup rest of season, but man does Lamar need to get healthy for the Scumdogs to consistently hit their ceiling."
"Potentially spicy placement here, but I don't think it's all homerisms. Fuzzy has scored 120+ points in 5/6 games, scored 150+ two weeks in a row, are now sitting at #2 in PF on the season, and have done all of this mostly without a full strength Puka. Unfortunately, Fuzzy will face a true test as this team now has to face a pissed off Scumdogs team without multiple foundational pieces thanks to byes."
"Fact: Codycast was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to dropping a third game in a row this week. Another Fact: Cody won this week without their best player and now gets the cheat code that is Jahmyr Gibbs back for the rest of the season. This team will be fine, expect a big performance in week 7."
"Kenneth Walker is so good he single handedly saved Shiva from experiencing another loss after half of this team's starting roster stunk it up. Losing Terry for the season (and maybe watching the end of his career) really stinks, but getting Justin Jefferson back from bye and watching Pop Douglas have a mini breakout kind of helps soften the blow."
"Dirty Mike's Boys are much better than they played in week 6. Somehow, Kyle Pitts kind of stole all the thunder that the Bijan and London combo gives to a team. Also, Purdy, Nico, and Wan'Dale had surprisingly down performances compared to what they've done rest of season."
"What is happening to NotGreatBob? This is 3 losses in a row for this team, which is very unlike Bob. On the plus side, getting Ja'Marr Chase back from injury should help NGB a ton going forward, but we have to talk about the elephant in the room: Injuries are starting to become a problem for this roster. NGB is now down between FIVE to SEVEN players (assuming Evans, Kincaid, and Ladd miss time) that were expected to contribute on a weekly basis, that's such a large number to overcome."
"This team keeps accidentally winning even after selling some higher performing players. I can't tell is lwinman is happy about it or upset because it's looking like Prestige Worldwide is nowhere close to bad enough to win the Jeremiah Smith sweepstakes. At least the combo of Tate, Golden, and Love (when healthy, I remember those preseason games) looks like a legit core to build around."
"What an unfortunate week for Get Out. Most of the roster just failed to perform for fantasy even though they 100% passed the eye test AND Davante Adams likely just went down with a (fantasy) season ending injury. I still like what Pads is building here, for what it's worth."
"Oh hey, Loveland finally had himself a game! And Tuten finally got himself a touchdown! And 1-Putt got a win! See, I told you this roster was more talented than their record. Unless a miracle happens, it's very clear that 2026 is not 1-Putt's year (I mean, just look at how misused Hampton is and how broken Herbert is), but showing signs of life is exactly what GhostDad77 needs to see to know this core is worth continuing to build around."
"If you told me a year ago a RB room consisting of Treveyon Henderson and Ashton Jeanty would average less than 20 points combined on a weekly basis, I would not have believed you, but here we are watching ScotchnWhiskers live that nightmare. On the plus side, at least Travis Hunter is finally getting some opportunities on offensive."
"Kyle Pitts really tried to ruin Delta Squad's chances for the Jeremiah Smith sweepstakes, but luckily Skattebo got a soft benching to sort of even it all out. 6 weeks down, 8 more to go."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against