2024 Week 2
Power Rankings

Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [2-0]

Change From Last Week: =0

Grrouchie's Ranking: 1

"Back to Back #1 scoring team in the league has Dirty Mike keeping his Boys at the top of the Power Rankings. Even with ARich having a bad week and LaPortaPotty not showing up This team keeps steamrolling their opponents. JK Dobbins looks like RB 2 for the year and Chris Godwin has come back from the dead and looks like a Legit WR1

Will this team slow down or are they just getting started?"

Slattery's Ranking: 1

"Dirty Mike should be super proud of his boys right now. This team absolutely crushed it even with a disappointing performance from Anthony Richardson and Sam LaPorta. A quick pep talk should get those guys performing up to standards again."

Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [2-0]

Change From Last Week: +4

Grrouchie's Ranking: 2

"Last week Barkley was taking names and taking ass in a loss. This week Cook, Harrison and St Brown all put the team on their back and dominated being the #2 scoring team in the league. Can you imagine of MHJ would have played more than a quarter? Even with a flex spot that was basically left empty this team showed that they are not to be messed with."

Slattery's Ranking: 2

"Delta Squad was so good this week they scored the second most points in the league (BARELY missing out on the top scoring team) while getting a zero burger from an injured player AND another complete dud game from Kyle Pitts. Marvin Harrison Jr proved he is THAT DUDE, and will single handedly vault this team to playing for something come January."

Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [2-0]

Change From Last Week: +2

Grrouchie's Ranking: 3

"The Taters are one of only 3 undefeated teams entering week 3 and they put a WHOOPING on the Fuzzy Logic. Alvin Kamara could have scored 5 points instead of 45 points and they still would have pulled out the victory. But, Kamara carried this team to an impressive destroying of the face that runs the place while Tank Dell can't seem to get started, Pickens was a couple of penalties away from an impressive performance and Josh Allen looked Pedestrian. Great Win"

Slattery's Ranking: 3

"It's really easy to win when you have Kamara putting up 40+ points every week. Heck, Michael Scott's Tots put up 40 more points than their opponent with essentially half a roster. Imagine how many points this team could put up if *checks notes* Josh Allen, George Pickens, Brandon Aiyuk, and Tank Dell decided to show up and perform up to expectations."

scumdogs (grrouchie) [1-1]

Change From Last Week: -1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 4

"4 is currently a good spot for this team that continues to show that them being Bi-Polar last year wasn't just fad. Win one week and lose the next, this team lacks the consistency to be at the top of the rankings.

With that being said, 1-1 and the 4th highest scoring team on the season after this performance has them at #4 in the rankings as they Blasted the Shiva with some big performances.

Lamar, Hall, Jefferson, and Conner all over 15 points. Brock Bowers looking like the most consistent TE in the whole league. Even with Sutton being subpar under 5 points and Mixon/Swift not contributing the Scumdogs went high power and blew their opponents away this past week."

Slattery's Ranking: 4

"Scumdogs proved they are a force to be reckoned with this week by absolutely dominating their opponent. The only reason they are at 4th for me are the injuries; I'm very worried about this team's ability to keep putting up massive points if their star players keep missing time. Puka week 1, now Jefferson and Mixon? Ouch."

Get Out (Pads) [1-1]

Change From Last Week: +2

Grrouchie's Ranking: 5

"Anyone else getting tired of Get Out always being in contention? Just me? At least codycast is taking a back seat this year! :)

Well, we could be in luck because Tua got knocked out of, not only, his reality but the reality of like 10 million other people and is now talking to plants.

The backup has yet another Sexual Misconduct case filed against him and is wishing he'd get his head bashed in like Tua so he can shut out the Social media Voices.

RhMANdry and Etienne are solid running foundations while Adams and Ridley keep performing as part of the old man club.

Oh - You mean he also lost super stud Cooper Kupp? Get Outta here.

Can this team recover from the blows or is the tank job about to begin?"

Slattery's Ranking: 6

"When this team is healthy, they are SCARY. Unfortunately, Get Out has lost so many key players that they might be fighting for the next few weeks to maintain a .500 record. We'll see what this team is really made of over the next few weeks."

ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [1-1]

Change From Last Week: +4

Grrouchie's Ranking: 6

"Fuzzy Navels were held up by some truly great performances last week which helped them overcome their average talent on the bottom half and beat the tanking CodyCast.

Hurts and DK both went for over 25 points while Kyren saved his stats with a late garbage TD, Mason came back down to earth but still put up 15 points. In fact, those 4 players alone put up almost as many points as CodyCast put up with a full roster.

This team came out to play and looking to ruin the hopes and dreams of others."

Slattery's Ranking: 5

"No AJ Brown? Apparently that's no problem for Scotchnwhiskers. Jordan Mason might be the greatest move this team made all year, filling a massive hole on this roster. With Hurts being capable at worst for the QB position, DK showing us he has WR upside, Kyren having a super safe floor, Singletary apparently being better than Saquon on yards per attempt, and a bunch of other players playing out of their minds, there might be just enough superstar talent on this roster to make noise even with some extremely disappointing weekly flex plays."

NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [1-1]

Change From Last Week: -5

Grrouchie's Ranking: 7

"This is the type of week I was afraid of NGB. Achane is proving to be an amazing stud but this team was 100% built around the WR position and right now that position is letting the team down.

Olave might not be the real deal, Diggs could be on a steep decline, Evans looked old without his TDs and Godwin taking over and then there is the curious case of Benjamin Buttons Chase who, um, is just looking like any random average WR.

NGB is going to have to kick some serious ass to get these guys back to their winning ways."

Slattery's Ranking: 7

"Last week was a rare misstep by NonGreatBob, but you don't have to go back very far in history to see what this team is truly capable of. I believe the 88 point is a bump in road and this team will get right back on track this upcoming week. On the plus side, they should have a nearly guaranteed win considering NotGreatBob is facing the dumpster fire of a team known as Fuzzy Logic."

ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [1-1]

Change From Last Week: -4

Grrouchie's Ranking: 8

"Growing pains. The studs still came out to play as Stroud was over 15 points, Lamb hit 19 and Flowers went for over 18.

But, after that the inconsistency of a young, growing roster came in to play. Pops Douglas was left out of the game plan and put up a goose egg. Worthy came down from his Rookie High, Palmer also pooped in his pants and White got lost in the shuffle with only 1 reception when he normally gets 5 plus.

This team will rebound! "

Slattery's Ranking: 8

"ShivaBlasts has a flex position problem. Their positional starters are solid to elite (let's be real, White disappointed, but he would have probably caught 5+ passes and been fine if he didn't get hurt), but they scored a combined 6.1 points from their 3 flex spots. Very hard to win that way unless your top end talent scores 20-30 points consistently each week."

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [1-1]

Change From Last Week: -1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 9

"Sinking ship, Danger Danger Danger.

Shaheed and Rice were by far the best players on the team while names like Tucker, Gainwell and Moreau were all duds holding the team back. This team needs its stud WRs (Waddle and Moore) to step up if they want to be competitive or they are going to sink into oblivion."

Slattery's Ranking: 9

"Prestige Worldwide definitely wasn't helped by surprise inactive of Shmevan Shmingram, but they were hurt the most by their putrid RB room. All that being said, they might have lucked into a solid starter for the next few months by having Carson Steele on the bench, so we'll see if having a starter to plug into a RB spot makes a difference on this roster."

codycast (codycast) [0-2]

Change From Last Week: +1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 10

"Has anyone spotted Christian Kirk? Was Pittman a product of the Mullet being a better passer than 'future of the franchise' ARich? was Jerome Ford Found On Road Dead?

This team has so many under performers that I'm feeling exhausted just looking at the roster right now.

DeeBOO gonna take some time off. Andrews Likely has a problem on his hands. Wilson is not the elite WR everyone claimed he was, and wasn't held back by bad QB play. Maybe the QBs were held back by him being just average."

Slattery's Ranking: 10

"It's going to be a loooooooooooong season for Codycast if their team keeps playing at the level their playing at. Losing 3 weekly starters and 1 flex worth player in the first two weeks isn't helping, either. Luckily for Codycast, the season is young, and there are enough names on this roster that have the potential to turn it around."

1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [0-2]

Change From Last Week: +1

Grrouchie's Ranking: 11

"1-Putt moves up the rankings to 11 because the Fuzzy Logic truly sucks more than anyone else in the league. If Fuzzy Logic was a black hole they couldn't suck more. But, less about Fuzzy Logic and more about the Putters.

Goff is looking bad in a dome and thinks he is playing in LA again I guess. Pacheco got a boo-boo and fantasy managers around the globe are crying tears in their beers.

Listen - when Hunter Henry was your bright spot for the week..... hey, at least you had a bright spot, right?"

Slattery's Ranking: 11

"1-Putt waved the white flag and fully committed to rebuild mode after the Pacheco injury. On top of that, some of 1-Putt's young dart throws are starting to show slight flashes on the football field. This team's chances of competing this season are basically over, but I wouldn't be surprised if they end the season with a few wins as some of their young players ball out."

Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [0-2]

Change From Last Week: -3

Grrouchie's Ranking: 12

"Patty Mahomes is no longer elite until proven otherwise. It's basically been a full season worth of Mahomes looking mostly average as the team leans on the run game instead of his arm.

Kelce is washed - Sell while you can because he is getting outscored by the #2 TE on the season.

Hill cannot go ZOOOOOMMMMMM if Tua can't even recite his ABCs after an average hit.

At least Mr Rodgers Nabershood showed up so the game wasn't a total snooze fest.

The Fuzzy Logic was a one trick pony (Mahomes/Kelce/Hill Stack) that has lost their MoJo and now stinking up the joint from the bottom of the rankings."

Slattery's Ranking: 12

"Here are some interesting facts about Fuzzy Logic's complete collapse/ total faceplant to start the season.

- Of the 18 starters for the first two weeks of the season, they have had a total of 5 players meet and/or exceed their expected point totals. Of those 5 players, one of them was the Gus Bus scoring 5.9 points (expected points was 5.75), so really it's 4 players who helped the team by exceeding their projected points.

- Fuzzy Logic has been favored to win against each opponent each week and has somehow scored less than 94 points each week.

- Fuzzy Logic is #9 in PF and #1 in PA, meaning there's a good chance they would likely still be 0-2 even if they made better start/sit decisions, 1-1 if they played their 'perfect roster'.

- Fuzzy Logic has one of the worst benches in the league, with a VAST majority of bench players scoring less than 2 points each week.

- Each week, one of the starting RBs on this roster has managed to fumble at the goal line and had the fumble go through the end zone, causing a minimum negative 9 point swing by losing out on a TD, fumbling, and losing the fumble.

- This team has the second highest average WR group age at 26.9, meaning this core group of WRs is very close to being aged out completely.

- Related to the above bullet point, if this team doesn't turn it around (which would be a miracle), they have probably the worst draft capital for the 2025 rookie draft by only having one 4th round pick and two 5th round picks, so there is a chance this team will continue the slump in the 2026 season and beyond.

Until Fuzzy Logic wins a game and meets and/or beats their projected points in the same week, I see no reason to rank them higher than 12."

Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against

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2024 Week 2Power Rankings