"A minor hiccup as Codycast lost but, they have the #1 seed locked up and their first round bye. Last week was a rest week against the scumdogs, and so is this week if they decide they want it, and then next week is as well with their bye. Will they be ready for competition again when they finally play a meaningful game again?"
"Cody might have lost this week (RIP to the perfect season), but this team is still absolutely stacked. There is still no doubt this team is the favorite to win it all this year .......... assuming Rico, Gibbs, JT, and CMC don't all have down weeks at the same time again."
"The #2 seed in the league and nothing will get them out of that seed, they are too far ahead on PF for Dirty Mike to catch them."
"While Michael Scott's Tots failed to meet their projected points, there are some really cool things happening with this roster that'll benefit during the playoffs. First, RJ Harvey is finally starting to perform. Second, Pickens has seemingly overtaken the #1 WR spot on the Cowboys. Third, Kyle Williams is FINALLY getting playing time. Finally, Trey McBride is ON FIRE at the exact right time."
"Dirty Mike has the Boys already locked up with a playoff spot and that makes this week easier than it should be. They are in no matter what, the stress is off. They could drop a peg with a loss, but they cannot improve with a win."
"Dirty Mike might have lost this week, but they could have won if they made replaced any of the following players with either Likely or AD Mitchell: BT jr, Otton, Tracy, and Shakir. Or, bare with me for a moment, maybe if London was healthy and playing this team would have handily won. Either way, this team has already locked up a spot for the playoffs and is on autopilot until the tournament starts."
"NGB can take the #3 seed with a win and a Dirty Mike loss. NGB could lose and be knocked out but that would require another team with the same record to score 200 more points than them so NGB is basically as locked into a playoff spot with out having the check mark. They are in, guaranteed."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man, everyone should be terrified right now because NGB seems to be starting to get hot at literally the right time. This team is officially in a 'win and in' scenario, and get this: the Bengals players on this team might be what pushed this roster over the edge as getting Burrow back makes a HUGE difference on the upside of Chase Brown and Ja'Marr Chase."
"If the Scumdogs beat the Shiva Blast they are in. If they lose they could still be in with some help. Scumdogs control their own destiny and are going to be forced to start Lamar Jackson again because Young is on Bye. Higgins being concussed hurts as well but they picked up a secret weapon and, luckily, kept him from Cody Cast.
Oh, yeah, I guess I should point out that the Scumdogs knocked off the formerly undefeated Codycast last week."
"I don't know how the Scumdogs have done it, but here we are, this team pulled off the upset of the season (in spite of the law firm 'Jackson, Jefferson, and Jones') and are officially in charge of their own destiny. Suddenly the matchup between Scumdogs and Shiva is VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY INTERESTING as both teams NEED the win in Week 14."
"0.24 points behind the Scumdogs in PF, Scotch can get in with a win but a loss will cause them to need a lot of help. They have Get Out, Fuzzy, and Shiva nipping at their heels 1 win behind and with current PF advantages. So, a loss could make things go crazy"
"The final 'win and in' team in the league, ScotchnWhiskers is in a weird spot. Almost all season long, this roster has been plagued with inconsistency, and that really hurt them this week. Yes, AJ Brown went off, but almost every other starter on this roster underperformed (and some have been underperforming for a while). Something has to be done to help get the most out of everyone on this roster at the same time or Scotch will be looking at a one and done outing come week 15."
"Still alive, but needing help. Pads has to win and have Scumdogs and/or Scotch-n-Whiskers lose and they could over take one of those teams based on PF. They still have to worry about Shiva who could also win and score more points and pass them up on PF. This team is in danger but not without hope."
"What an unfortunate week to underperform, but this season has gone much better than expected for Get Out. While they aren't technically out of the running for one of those last few playoff spots, Pads has one heck of an uphill battle as this team needs to beat NGB AND score enough points to tie break any other 7-7 teams, and they have to do it without fantasy darlings Tet and Drake Maye."
"Not out, but needs a lot to happen. Two of the following 3 must lose and Siva must win with good points: Scumdogs, Scotch-n-Whiskers and Get Out. If Shiva Knocks off the Scumdogs they probably eliminate them from the playoffs. But, Shiva still needs Scotch or Get out to lose as well."
"The playoffs started in week 13 for Shiva, and boy did this team show up when they needed to the most (except Zay Flowers, I don't know what's up with that guy). If I'm doing my math right, I don't believe Shiva is in a 'win and in' situation as they need a bit of tie breaker help, but of the three 6-7 teams in the league, Shiva probably has the best odds of winning one of those tie breakers. Shiva, you better do your best snow dance because you'll need the Yeti to have a massive game this week in order to punch your way into the playoffs."
"Beginning of season I thought Delta Squad was a lock for the playoffs. Bad Juju hit and they are one of 3 mathematically eliminated. Crazy world we live in."
"This season will forever go down as a season of 'what if' for Delta Squad. Officially eliminated from the playoffs at 5-8 while also being #4 in PF has to HURT. On the plus side, this team is setting themselves up nicely to get a Saquon replacement in the draft (or some key depth at WR or TE) and come back with a vengeance in 2026. "
"Two weeks ago it looked like Fuzzy might accidentally get into the playoffs. Losing to Ghost Dad put them as still having a shot but it looks like that shot will involve Walter Payton and Jerry Rice coming back and showing these young kids how its done. I'm writing them off for the season. (Fuzzy can still get in with a win and Scum and/or Scotch losing, but they are fighting with PF in that scenario as 5 teams are super close)"
"Let's get one thing straight: this team lost because of Sam Darnold and Sam Darnold alone. If Fuzzy had gotten the projected 18 points from Darnold, they would be much higher in the standings this week. Unfortunately, that didn't happen, and now Fuzzy is on the outside of the playoffs needing a win and a decent amount of help to get a ticket to the dance. Still, losing to the team projected to get the 1.01 rookie pick automatically puts Fuzzy at last place in the power rankings."
"One of 3 teams mathematically eliminated from the playoffs."
"Somehow, this team was the #2 highest scorer on the week. Let's break down how: Joe Burrow came back, Allgeier vultured another Bijan TD, Rice went OFF, Turpin had another 100+ return game (seriously, this guy should get a pro bowl or all pro nod for being an elite return specialist), and Jamo was finally the featured WR for Detroit. Too bad Prestige decided to trade away Turpin and Jamo as they show a lot of high upside promise for the future."
"This week I'm on a time crunch and Ghost Dad is officially eliminated and will be playing for the #1 overall. Not much to say here."
"It might not have been pretty, but this team did juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust enough to cause a ton of chaos for the teams pushing for seeds 4-6 in the playoff race. What's crazy is 1-Putt could have had a more dominate victory if they played Vidal or Meyers as both of those players went nuclear on the bench. Still, this victory has to feel good for 1-Putt."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against