"Oh baby, the Tater Tots are at the top of the rankings and cruising with their 3-0 record. Josh Allen was Dangerous and Smith decided to catch a few balls instead of let Barkely do all the work. JSN looks like the real deal, Odunze could be taking over as the #1 and Pickens is now the Alpha because the Lamb was slaughtered. Who can stop the tots?"
"Let's keep this one short and simple: The Tater Tots are the most consistent team in the league; they are one of two 3-0 teams in the league, have been in the top 3 every week in scoring, they always have multiple bench players go off every week, and they are sitting at #1 in PF and Max PF. It's extremely easy to see why Michael Scott's Tots is #1, and they will continue to be #1 as long as these trends continue."
"Speaking of who can stop - Who can stop CodyCast? The "other" 3-0 Team who fought hard to get past the hapless scotch-n-whiskers. Jonathan Taylor put on a show with over 33 points and Gibbs put up another 24 points as they RAN to victory in spite of the fact that their starting TE is a broken shell of his former self."
"The other 3-0 team is equally as impressive, but consistency is the only thing missing from codycast's game. However, an argument could be made that if cody had played their starters in the preseason, they wouldn't have started slow, but this team is in full force now after finally hitting their implied point total and being the top scorer on the week for week 3."
"On the Bi-polar ride that is me ranking the Scumdogs they are falling in at #3 this week because they happen to have scored more points over the first 3 weeks than the other 2-1 teams and Lamar Jackson carried them to victory. Tyreek showed that he isn't quite dead yet but Courtland Sutton stole the show with over 22 points. But, this could be the high point for the Scumdogs as they lost their most consistent RB in Connor and now have to rely on Swift and Hall and they are thinking of days of yore when they traded away what could be a difference maker for them. Oh, how the trades have fallen out of their favor. But, you know what that means? Time to make more trades to correct last years wrongs."
"Well, the week didn't go the way Scumdogs initially envisioned it going, but they got the win! Things are likely going to get rough for Scumdogs soon, though, as injuries are starting to pile up and the upside of certain players seems to have vanished. Even then, it's hard to count a team with Lamar, Bowers, Jefferson, and Hill out completely as any one of those players can say 'hold my beer' and carry the rest of the team on their back to victory."
"Dirty Mike & the Dawgs! Baker is that Dawg! Bijan does it all, Dobbins is back? Nico is the WR Dawg on a team that is going to get him killed and late to the game but maybe going to be the best rookie RB Judkins punched his way to 16 points. Even with London, LaPorta, Robinson (we knew that was a fluke) and BTJ all performing poorly Dirty Mike out slugged his opponent for a victory."
"Man, this team should be so dominant, but things just haven't worked out in Dirty Mike's favor. On the plus side, this team is 2-1 with the talent to put up 130+ points every week, it's just that players like Drake London and Brian Thomas Jr need to wake up and remember how to score fantasy points (though, to be fair, London's issue isn't on him, he's looked really good so far this season if you ask me). Losing Tracy's bell cow status could be a problem as the year goes on, but getting Godwin back and Judkins finally playing meaningful NFL snaps could easily balance that out."
"Get Out! Beat the defending champions by almost 30 points as Maye, Adams, Kincaid and Pittman all put up 15+ points in spite of Stevenson trying to fumble the game away and can we talk about what is so broken with the Titans? Is it the QB or is it ridley? 1/7 for 27 yards? We're talking BTJ performances here? Ridley and BTJ trying to compete for the worst catch rate on the year? I bet Ridley placed some money on that one."
"At first glance, this team doesn't look all that intimidating, but Pads has somehow put together a squad that has real potential. I mean, Maye is looking good for fantasy, ETN has become relevant again thanks to decent coaching, Olave is getting a thousand targets a week, Adams looks like his usual dominant self (assuming the hammy is healthy), Pittman is reminding everyone he only had an Anthony Richardson problem last year, and Tet looks AMAZING as a rookie. Oh, and there's this kid named Trey Tucker who put up 42 points on the bench."
"Who is the best 1-2 squad in the league and making noise that could hurt someone else's playoff chances? The Delta Squad!! For a team that nearly put up 130 points, looking up and down the starting roster and nothing stands out a whole lot means that this team is super consistent and everyone is doing their job. Led by the Skat-Man with 21 points, The Sun God with 17 and a guy who cooked up another 19. This is a team to be feared.
If this were best ball they might be undefeated, but thankfully for the rest of the league some lineup mistakes were made."
"Delta Squad is a great team that has just had a rough start to the season. This team is sitting at #2 in PF, #3 in Max PF, been in the top 3 scorers on the week for two weeks in a row, and completely embarrassed Fuzzy Logic this past week (fun fact, even if Fuzzy Logic had played their perfect lineup, Delta Squad still would have won). James Cook is looking like a cheat code for this season, ARSB is just going ARSB things, QJ has somehow resurrected his career, Ricky Pearsall is having the quietest WR2 with WR1 upside start to the season, The Skattman breakout has officially started, and Fergalicious is set up to get a billion targets with CeeDee out. This team's only weakness is QB, and even then, Love is set up to be consistently great rest of season. I have a feeling Delta Squad won't leave the top 3 anytime soon."
"Another ranking that I do not like very much but - A loss combined with other teams at 2-1 getting wins and I had to drop them down. Remember when you drafted Mahomes and you felt like you had a top QB for a decade? Maybe it's time to give up the dream. Chase Brown might have died when they carted Burrow off the field. Warren is in an offense that looks like it's being manned by someone who should have retired 4 years ago. But HOLY Cow Poo Poo did David Montgomery pull his best Walter Payton and put up nearly 30 points. This loss can best be summarized by this stat line. 2/7, 13 yards. Star Stud WR Nabers - ouchie."
"This team just pooped their britches big time; Only Puka and Monty showed up last week, including bench players, so much so that even if Fuzzy played a their perfect lineup, they still would have lost to Delta Squad. Here's the deal though, the talent is there on the roster, we saw is on display through the first 2 weeks of the season. I'm going to hope that this was just a minor blip on the radar and this team will figure it out very soon."
"In my mind there is no way the ShivaBlasts will not make the playoffs, but right now they are down some important pieces and that is going to probably have them struggle for a few weeks. Worthy being out was a minor hinderance but having Lamb out for the next few weeks is going to cause major pains. Can the ShivaBlasts overcome adversity or will they spiral out of control?"
"The hits just keep coming for Shiva. Another down week for Henry, a major CeeDee injury (side note: move him to OUT already sleeper, we all know he isn't playing this week), Scary Terry is having a scary quad issue, and Zay Flowers looks like he just isn't a major part of the Raven's weekly gameplan. It's hard to say 'this is a make it or break it' week in week 4, but it really feels that way for Shiva as going to 1-3 with these problems could send this team into a downward spiral. On the plus side, Kyren and Walker look good when given opportunities and Egbuka looks like THE DUDE so far."
"Listen - Potentially the most explosive team in the league is struggling right now and everyone else is celebrating because NGB has to play from behind and play angry in order to try to defend their throne. Penix is no Daniels and now they will be missing Mike Evans for a few weeks. This is the time to capitalize on their weakness and STRIKE THEM DOWN. The whole team underperformed this week - Literally. Not a single player hit their projections. Dayum"
"Not a single player on this roster met their expected point totals on the week. Ouch. Also Mike Evans is likely out for a few weeks. Double Ouch. HOWEVER, it's not quite time to panic yet; NGB has already had one week scoring over 150 points, this roster is absolutely loaded with the talent to perform when necessary, and there is plenty of time to figure things out on this roster. Expect a bounce back week for NGB in week 4."
"Remember when the Falcons were splitting carries between Bijan and Allgeier? Prestige can't figure out why that stopped as Tyler put up less than a point. Ouch.
Speaking of less than a point, Wallace did not catch is only target, did not get KR or PR yards and did not score anything for the team.
It's hard to climb out of a 2 person 0.90 performance and that is what held this team back as Jordan Mason had his big game putting up over 23 points and Turpin did his best KR/PR to be relevant."
"It's really hard to win when two players combine for 0.9 points, and that's unfortunately a lesson that Prestige Worldwide learned the hard way this past week. On the positive side, this team is finally getting Jordan Addison back from suspension, and boy does this team need him as Addison gives this roster some boom upside that it was seriously lacking."
"If setting your lineup was a learned skill, 1-putt probably dropped out before it was taught. 1-putt is currently sitting at 0-3 with top 7 potential. This week in everything is going according to plan, Najee takes the rest of the season off and Hampton blows up for almost 24. Horton hears a Who and goes wild with 28 and, as to be expected, Hunter Henry on the bench with 25. Points point points everywhere. Wins Wins Wins nowhere to be found. What chaos will week 4 bring to 1-Putt?"
"Here is the unfortunate truth about 1-Putt: This team could've started the year 3-0 if GhostDad77 had just made the correct start/sit decisions every week. Instead, were here talking about 1-Putt's 0-3 start (likely to be 0-4 based on projections/matchup, unfortunately). On the positive side of things, this team appears to be closer to really competing than I originally thought. One good offseason and 1-Putt could be swinging for hole-in-one's rather than triple bogeys."
"Hurt to Brown connection was on point today as they put up over a combined 50 points. JCM is maybe not the answer people thought he was but Henderson picked up the ball (see what I did there) where others dropped it. Still, for being 0-3 and looking at this roster you know at some point they will come together and form an alliance that will start beating people down. Strange stat that came across my feed - Ashton Jeanty has MORE rushing yards after contact (145) than he has total rushing yards on the season (144). Yep....gonna be a rough one."
"ScotchnWhiskers is in such a weird spot because on paper this isn't a bad roster; Hurts at QB, Jeanty, Henderson, and Bill at RB, AJ Brown and DK as the main starting WRs just doesn't scream 'worst team in the league' to me. At worst, this team should be in that middle zone where they aren't quite bad enough to be consideration for the 1.01 but also aren't quite good enough to be considered one of the best teams in the league. I imagine things with course correct with this roster over time, especially as NFL game speed starts to click for these rookie RBs, but things feel so off for this team at the moment."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against