"Oh baby, 4-0 with Josh doing Josh things, Javonte pretending it's his rookie year all over again, Odunze coming alive and Pickens saying 'Who needs Lamb?' the 2nd highest scoring team in the league continues to roll and they don't want to give up their #1 spot to anybody. Who will take it? Codycast? Delta Squad? I heard the taters owner say 'Want some, come get some'"
The Tots had a close-ish game this week until Sunday Night Football, then Javonte Williams and George Pickens exploded. That kind of sums up Michael Scott's Tots year so far in a nutshell. Players on this roster are just performing above preseason expectations, and it isn't the same players every week either. One week it'll be Odunze who explodes for 25+ points, another week it'll be one of the Cowboys players, another week it'll be JSN. This team has so much talent that they don't need every starter to perform in order to handily win games. ""
"One of 2 undefeated teams and rolling by beating a really tough opponent this week. Team Codycast had Matt Stafford dropping dimes for 35 points, CMC with over 20 points and everyone but Kupp contributing to the win. Gunning for the #1 spot and having a point to prove. "
"Talk about a matchup coming down to the wire, it took the garbagiest garbage time touchdown by Garrett Wilson for Codycast to get the win this week, but good teams always find a way to win. If there was anything to criticize about Cody's team, it's that it appears the wheels might be close to falling off on a few of this team's older starters. Hopefully Cody has a plan in case Kupp/Kelce fall on their face in the second half of the season."
"Oh baby, the Delta Squad rolled into town and put in a total beatdown on their opponents. In fact, they could remove their two highest scoring people (50+ points) and still have won the game. Delta squad only ranked 3rd because there are two undefeated teams. Delta Squad could have made a lineup of all bench players and scored over 98 points and still won this game.... that's the type of beat down that should have the rest of the league scared."
"This team is starting to look unstoppable after the rough start to the season. James Cook and Quinten Johnson are two standout surprised for Delta Squad as no one expected either of those players to be as good as they are this year. ARSB keeps doing ARSB things, and Cam Skatman is looking like one of the steals of the draft so far. Heck, even Kyle Pitts is finally showing some life on the bench."
"Losing by less than two point hurts a lot. Losing by less than 2 points when you were the 3rd highest scoring squad in the league is BRUTAL. Purdy, Bijan, London, Shakir and Judkins all put up 18 or more points but if we had to pinpoint what made them lose this game then we will single out LaPortaPotty and his 5.4 points. Ouch. Dirty Mike wants revenge"
"Really unfortunate loss for Dirty Mike, but some credit has to be given to this team. They dropped 140 points on the week while getting BAD games from BTjr and Sam LaPorta. Fortunately, it looks like they have a replacement for LaPorta waiting on the bench (Waller's bad games can't be worse than LaPorta's bad games, right?). Assuming BTjr figures out the whole catching the ball thing, expect DM&TB to continue to put up monster numbers when they need it the most."
"Falling down my personal rankings even with a win because the Scumdogs got a win by luckily playing one of the few teams they could have beat this week. In winning this week they put their bodies on the line and next week is very much in danger as they do their best NGB imitation. Lamar Jackson got benched and will probably miss this current week because of an injury no one noticed. I think he took himself out of the game AR style.
Tyreek Hill wanted off the dolphins so bad he put his knee into positions that should not be humanly possible (and he was starting to look like he was getting back to form.) Add them to the list with James Connor, Joe Mixon, Aaron Jones, Ty Chandler and Rondale Moore and this team is running out of bodies able to compete with the extreme competition in this league."
Yes, the Scumdogs got the win this week, but at what cost? The injuries keep piling up: season ending injury to Tyreek Hill and Lamar getting a hammy injury. Going into Week 5, it's looking like half this team's projected preseason starters will be Out or on IR, which will be a true test of grrouchie's coaching abilities. Will he be able to will some wins while already bloody and bruised? Only time will tell.""
"Still pushing for that playoff bid by winning the closest game of the week over Get Out (won by under 2 points). Henry seems to be stalled but maybe they are saving him for the playoffs. Nix keeps putting up numbers and Kyren even had a down game, but none of it mattered.
Having Worthy back was a very worthy addition to the team. Egbuka keeps proving he was a great draft pick. Ertz finally didn't perform, needs his QB back."
"Somehow, Shiva's season long outlook got a lot brighter after just one week thanks for the explosive performance of Woody Marks. It's going to be a lot easier to navigate a down year from Derrick Henry and the injuries to Scary Terry and CeeDee thanks to Egbuka and Marks. Now, imagine a world where Shiva comes out of the injury issues at .500 or above and gets a full powered CeeDee and Terry for the rest of the season. Scary, right? Now imagine that same scenario but if Henry figures out his fumbling problems. The rest of the league should be terrified to face this team come November."
"Sitting at 2-2 and I didn't see this team looking as good as they have but Maye appears to be the real deal. Etienne seems to have found life again. Olave is a target hog, but not a reception magnet. Tet seems to be an alpha, Pittman is back with DJ Slinging it? Ridley, Kincaid and Rhamondre seem to need to be upgraded."
"Even in a loss, Get Out's rebuild continues to impress. While it's becoming more and more clear this roster might not be quite ready for a run this season, they are absolute heading in the right direction. Maye looks awesome (mostly for fantasy, but I'm even impressed for real life football, too) so far, ETN might have saved his career and be a 3+ year starter for Get Out, Olave still looks like a good NFL wide receiver (needs to cut back on those pesky INTs though), Pittman is once again proving he never lost it, and Tet looks like a stud that has a turd throwing him the ball. Hopefully rookies like Kaleb Johnson, Jayden Higgins, and Luther Burden grow as the season continues and become actual starting level players for Get Out by December."
"A moment of silence for last years champ. Pour one out in memory of a formerly great foe. Oh? Even in a down week and dealing with Injuries NGB is putting up over 120 and in the thick of all of their games? Even with Chase not having a QB and McConkey not being able to catch passes they still put up over 120? Jacobs and Irving are DAWGS. This team is still scary even when neutered and they have one of their best players still to come back from Injury. Don't count them out, but try to make fun of them so that they fumble a few games."
"The rough start to the season continues for NGB, but to be fair, it's not like this roster completely pooped their pants this week as 123.12 points would have been enough to beat half the league, the schedule gods just were not in NGB's favor. One does have to wonder what this roster's ceiling actually is with Chase being deleted thanks to the Burrow injury and McConkey getting no targets thanks to QJ and Keenan playing their hearts out."
"A point explosion from the team with Hurts, Metcalf, and Goedert all having great games. But, speaking of great game - Jeanty had his break out game putting up over 30 points and showing why he was the #1 draft pick. I think ScotchNWhiskers is going to make enough noise for the rest of the year to put up a few upsets and be set up for next year. LFG!"
"It appears ScotchnWhiskers might be figuring things out. While the slow start to the season will make things difficult, wins should come a lot easier now that Scotch's rookies are finally starting to perform like they are supposed to. Jeanty looks like a DAWG, and will be a force in the league as soon as the Raiders fix that O line, and Henderson looks like he's finally starting to get some trust from the coaching staff. The best thing Scotch can do is drive to Kevin Patullo's house and force him to design better plays for AJ Brown, as AJ's bad performances will keep this roster from reaching its true ceiling."
"Mahomes is back baby and of course the Fuzzy Logic ....got decimated by 30 points. Nabers said he wants to rest up for next season. Tillman said 'If Nabers isn't playing, I'm not playing' and Puka said 'Give me all their points, I'm a real man.'
But, Puka and Mahomes put up 65 of the Fuzzy's 100 points while everyone else quit on the team.
Fuzzy mentioned rebuild - let's see where they go with this "
"Without Nabers (RIP my sweet prince), this team might just suck; Puka, Mahomes, and the Warrens (when healthy) can't carry this team to victory when the rest of the starters are putting up 20 points combined. At best, this roster might be able figure some things out and claw their way to the 6th seed just to lose in the first round of the playoffs, but it's probably time for Fuzzy to look to the 2026 season and pray that some of these one year rental pieces are still relevant next season. Still, this isn't the worst roster in the league on paper, so I guess the #10 spot will have to do."
"At the bottom of the rankings but might have just disabled their opponents to take them out of contention as they basically murdered Hill on the field and disabled Lamar for a few weeks. That's pretty much a moral victory as Turpin and his constant return yards was their best performer and that should tell you enough about the team."
"Prestige Worldwide would have won handily if they followed the "start your studs" rule and played Dak. Oh, and apparently Kenneth Gainwell is a stud with Warren out? Man, this team really had a 57 point swing just on two start/sit decisions this week, that's rough. Either way, it's nice to see Jordan Addison back on this roster, as Prestige really needs his explosiveness to balance out the fact that DJ Moore appears to be dead for fantasy. I'm excited to see what will happen once Rice is back from his suspension."
"Went up against a full speed freight train and never stood a chance. Hampton looks like the future and.... Oh look, a hamburger...."
"Even sitting at 0-4, there are things that 1-Putt has to be happy about on this roster. For starters, Hampton is a STUD. Tuten continues to look good on limited touches, and 4th round rookie pick Brashard Smith might be playing himself into a start worthy role on an emerging KC offense. The lack of a solid WR core will be the death of this roster in the long run, though; while there are good options for the flex, GhostDad77 just doesn't have any players that have WR1 potential."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against