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2025 Week 5
codycast (codycast) [5-0]
codycast (codycast) [5-0]
Change From Last Week: +1
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"Bringing down the record books. Slaughtering a record that has stood since 2022 by over 10 points, Codycast gets the leagues highest score ever with 204.18 in a crazy day of scoring. Not only that, they did it by beating the 3rd highest score in the league taking down reigning champion (and down on his luck) NotGreatBob! Rico off the bench Dowdle scored over 30, Stafford dropped over 30 and for the 30 and up Trio JT himself did 30.1. The 3 of them could have taken out 3 teams without any help this past week. But we also have CMC with almost 24, Deebo and Monty with 19+ and the 3 busts this week were Wilson 16.10, Gibbs 15.7 and Kelce 15.6. That was one crazy productive week. Try not to fall flat on your face next week!"
Slattery's Ranking: 1
Slattery's Ranking: 1
"A new king has emerged all thanks to a (at least in sleeper) league high single game performance. It just seems like there is only one way to stop this roster in 2025: injury. As long as everyone stays healthy, it's hard to imagine codycast doing anything but dominating rest of season."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [5-0]
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [5-0]
Change From Last Week: -1
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"With a drop to #2 (huh-huh-huh) the Tots bow out of Number 1 for the week to the record setting CodyCast - but the tots took their frustration out on the Scumdogs. Josh Allen, Williams, Waddle and JSN all put up over 20 points and that was all they needed to tame the puppies. McBride, Coleman and Kamara sub 10 performances did not hold them back. The Tots are fighting for their championship run at 5-0 and cruising."
Slattery's Ranking: 2
Slattery's Ranking: 2
"While the Tater Tots have been knocked down to #2, make no mistake, they are still a force to be reckoned with. The combination of Josh Allen, JSN, Waddle, Pickens, and Javonte should be enough to dominate. Add in the fact that Trey McBride is sitting there like a time bomb ready to explode for fantasy points AND George Kittle is waiting in the shadows ready to pounce when healthy, and this team is starting to look unstoppable this season."
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [3-2]
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [3-2]
Change From Last Week: =0
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"The Delta Squad cruised to victory over Get Out by.... checks math... 0.56 points. Scoring high, winning the tight ones and claiming victory with backup QB Dart! Barkely and Fergy both went over 20 and did enough to make up for duds in Pearsall, Quje and Cook. But, those were just random down games. This squad has fire power and they are gunning for the playoffs."
Slattery's Ranking: 4
Slattery's Ranking: 4
"Somehow, someway, Delta Squad got the win while starting an injured player AND getting basically no points from both QJ and James Cook. If that doesn't speak volumes about the quality of the other pieces on this team, I don't know what will. One thing Delta really needs to improve on is getting the start/sit decisions correct at the QB position, because that's been this team's only weakness so far this season."
Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [3-2]
Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [3-2]
Change From Last Week: =0
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"Baker carried this team on his back with an amazing shootout performance. Judkins is up and coming and Baker is trying to show him how much better life is when you get off the brown team. JK is doing his early season performance, but when will the juice end? Is Nico Back? Waller came the whole way back from the dead to be a stud again?
Dirty Mike, even with Godwin sputtering, Robinson not being a real boy and Shakir having a Josh Allen problem, is a forced to be reckoned with."
Slattery's Ranking: 3
Slattery's Ranking: 3
"Here's something scary to consider, Dirty Mike won HANDILY without the Atlanta Falcons. This team is finding it's groove at the right time, and they're about to get their two best weapons in Bijan and London back from the bye. Oh, and the Wallerus coming back from the dead should help, too."
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [3-2]
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [3-2]
Change From Last Week: +1
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"Still riding strong and coming off a nice Victory, The ShivaBlasts are just fun to watch, and one thinks that they are truly not even full speed yet. Henry has better days ahead of him (or, are all of his best days behind him?) but it hasn't snowed in Vermont yet so the jury is still out. Nix and Kyren continue to be great but Man oh Man is Egbuka the man to watch on this team. Egbuka personally made up for the Ertz performance"
Slattery's Ranking: 5
Slattery's Ranking: 5
"Holy cow, Shiva got a SUPERSTAR in Egg-Big-Boo (IYKYK). Also that Kyren guy is really good at football (when he isn't fumbling the game away. Literally). I'm very interested to see what Shiva's team looks like once Henry gets going, Woody Marks gets the volume he deserves to get, and Terry comes back from this injury. "
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [1-4]
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [1-4]
Change From Last Week: +2
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"This ranking might seem crazy, but NGB has the 5th highest PF in the league right now and has been putting up points but running into impossible situations. Looking at all the teams currently with a losing record, I see no way that NGB doesn't overtake them easily as the season goes on and the bad luck stops. I also see a slumping Scumdogs as limping their way to the bottom - So, NGB is better than all of them just not in record. NGB still has some guys that will come back from Injury to get stronger. They are down, but they are not out."
Slattery's Ranking: 7
Slattery's Ranking: 7
"I'm going to say it - NGB's team is way better than their record. Yes, they've stumbled a bit early on in the season, but more than anything, they've just rolled a nat 1 for their schedule. One could argue they've put up average to above average weekly totals 3/5 weeks so far, and there are no signs of that trend slowing down. NGB might be in a very low point sitting at 1-4, but I would be shocked if this team has a losing recording by the end of December."
ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [2-3]
ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [2-3]
Change From Last Week: +2
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"It was a literal coinflip to rank scotch at 8 instead of 9th, but because they won the game they get the nod this week. Hurts is always a beast and White came back from the dead with 20+ poits. Will AJ Brown get benched at any point or do they keep starting him because 'Talent good' and ignore results? JCM with 25 feels like the real deal until he gets replaced next year because he has no DC. Hollywood, Henderson, Goedart and Franklin are all things keeping them out of the playoff hunt this year. But hey, they got to beat the commish!"
Slattery's Ranking: 6
Slattery's Ranking: 6
"Even though the Hurts/AJ Brown stack isn't as dominate as it has been in the past, this team is still doing work and figuring things out. BILL is a huge part of that, if you ask me. While there is an argument that Scotch's WR room is extremely weak, this young RB room should more than make up for it. Expect this team to keep winning games and putting up monster point totals as the season goes on."
scumdogs (grrouchie) [3-2]
scumdogs (grrouchie) [3-2]
Change From Last Week: -3
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"7 and dropping, I'm calling the season over for the Scumdogs unless a miracle happens. Kyler came in and tried his best but ultimately the guy just knows how to drive losses. Justice Hill was not able to fill the shoes of the 13 injured RBs on the Scumdogs squad. Breece, Jefferson and Sutton all did their best to hold it together but the replacements replacements were duds and no-shows. Hill, Tolbert, Boutte - All busts of the week.
Can the Scumdogs Recover? Can they trade their way to a playoff squad? Justin Jefferson says he wants off the squad!"
Slattery's Ranking: 9
Slattery's Ranking: 9
"Is this the death of the Scumdogs? Or is this just dumb injury luck? My professional opinion is a little of both. There is still a ton of talent on this roster, but injuries are really starting to catch up to Scumdogs. The unfortunate part is there is a world where a lot of these injured players just never come back the same, which means Scumdogs will have to scramble to find long term solutions for multiple key starters. Still, it's hard to completely count out a team that has Lamar Jackson, Breece Hall, Justin Jefferson, and Brock Bowers (once healthy)."
Get Out (Pads) [2-3]
Get Out (Pads) [2-3]
Change From Last Week: -2
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"With a pretty good score over 100 for the week this team shot itself in the foot and lost by 0.56 points and if I had to point to any one thing that caused this weeks deminse I would point my finger squarely in the face of ......
Rhmandre Stevenson who fumbled the ball away and cost the team 3 points. Man, truly a game that was held in the balance and Get Out fumbled the victory away. Solid performance up and down the roster other than that, but that is 3 fumbles on the year for Stevenson and you wonder how much longer the coach is going to allow it."
Slattery's Ranking: 8
Slattery's Ranking: 8
"Get Out was one start/sit decision away from upsetting Delta Squad and being 3-2 going into this week instead of 2-3. Let that sink in for a minute. Luckily, Get Out plays Fuzzy Logic this week, so they should cruise to a 3-3 record. HOWEVER, as a clear bubble team, Pads has to seriously consider what to do here. One smart move could push them over the edge and punch their ticket into the dance, or they could decide to move Adams and Ridley for young pieces and make the push in 2026. Either way, this team is soooooo close and could easily be a fast riser in the rankings."
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [2-3]
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [2-3]
Change From Last Week: =0
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"Isn't it ironic that Mahomes is back and this team isn't? Alanis Morrisette would think so. But, relying on Michael Carter and Chase Brown is a recipe for disaster. Puka cannot carry the team even with an 85% target share. The human Dortch, Hawktuason is no longer an elite TE, Gibson fumbled so much that a hit was put out on him and he is now in IR hell.
Oh, and did you really think Sean Tucker was going to be a thing with Bucky out?
Pshaw! Do better"
Slattery's Ranking: 12
Slattery's Ranking: 12
"This team sucks. You take Puka and Mahomes off this roster and it's easily the worst starting roster in the league. The best part? Fuzzy barely has any picks this upcoming off-season, so they're likely to be bad for many, many years."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [1-4]
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [1-4]
Change From Last Week: =0
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"With 1 victory and Shaheed being the guy to watch on the team, one has to think that there is trouble in paradise. With performances of 2.3, 2.5, 2.7, 2.8 and 1.5 it's obvious this team was dreaming about the draft and their 3 1st round picks. At this point I feel like I should send them a get well card"
Slattery's Ranking: 11
Slattery's Ranking: 11
"Big oof from Prestige Worldwide this week. Not saying it would have made a huge difference, but having Dak and AJ Barner explode on your bench has to hurt. Who am I kidding, of course it makes a difference. A near 40 point swing wouldn't have gotten Prestige the win, but it would have been a huge morale boost for this team to lose a close game instead of being on the receiving end of a blowout."
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [0-5]
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [0-5]
Change From Last Week: =0
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"As the only team where you can reverse their record and they become undefeated, this is their current home. The bones of future greatness are here, but they Tuten'd it away with 4 performances that were under 6 points. This team needs to Bond together during Hamptons IR stint because he was their white knight."
Slattery's Ranking: 10
Slattery's Ranking: 10
"Man, I feel so bad for 1-Putt. They finally had a nice thing going with Hampton showing out, Washington finally getting a chance to do something on the field, and Horton showing he can play with the big boys only for it all to come crashing down thanks to injuries and disappointing performances from other pieces. I still feel optimistic about 1-Putt in 2026 though, they really just need 1-2 more RB starters that can give this team 10 points a week and 1-2 true Alpha WR starters, and they have the ammo to go acquire those pieces."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against
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