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2025 Week 8
codycast (codycast) [8-0]
codycast (codycast) [8-0]
Change From Last Week: =0
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
Grrouchie's Ranking: 1
"Dak Sucked. Mason Sucked. JT carried the team and no one on the team misses Higgins . nope. they don't even think about him as they brutally stole JT from the Scumdogs who make stupid trades all the time.
CodyCast can't even be stopped by two players being awful as he stomps the commish in a close one."
Slattery's Ranking: 1
Slattery's Ranking: 1
"Codycast remains undefeated in spite of a really bad performance from Jordan Mason and uncharacteristically bad performances from Deebo, CMC, and Dak. In fact, cody really has to thank Kelce and JT for winning them the week, because without those blow up performances, this team definitely would have come up short. On the plus side, they managed to get the win while having the Lions on bye, so I doubt cody is really worried about Jordan Mason's bad performance when he's likely going to sit on the bench going forward. Also, Deebo, CMC, and Dak should be fine."
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [4-4]
NotGreatBob (NotGreatBob) [4-4]
Change From Last Week: +1
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
Grrouchie's Ranking: 2
"I'm in firm belief that nothing is derailing the NGB train and that is why NGB is going to be Number 2 until something major happens. Dropping 133 points and the Heartbreak Kid Tucker Kraft (I have so many expletives to type about that guy right now) dropped 30 himself. The only thing that can stop NGB is injuries and maybe CodyCast."
Slattery's Ranking: 2
Slattery's Ranking: 2
"NotGreatBob is now on a 3 game winning streak, and by NBA Jam rules, HE'S ON FIRE NOW. Can this team be stopped? Survey says doubtful as they have really figured things out and are firing on all cylinders. Hell, even a bad game from Mariota can't stop this freight train of a roster."
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [6-2]
Michael Scott's Tots (BaileyOwen) [6-2]
Change From Last Week: -1
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
Grrouchie's Ranking: 3
"A controversial ranking at 3? Deal with it. The Tots continue to rack up points and victories as they out dueled the ShivaBlasts. Josh Allen does Josh Allen things and Williams, Odunze and Waddle helped carry this team to victory.
Is it time to start thinking bye week?
Will the Tots continue to rack up wins and maintain the number 2 spot in the rankings (but not the power rankings)? Do they have enough of a lead to stave off NGB and the nitro he brings to every game?
This is getting exciting."
Slattery's Ranking: 3
Slattery's Ranking: 3
"All the Tater Tots needed was Josh Allen to come back from bye with a chip on his shoulder as this team is back to their dominating ways. Here's the scary part: they dominated without Trey McBride and JSN. I'm terrified of what this team will do when they're starting again. Oh, and this team has RJ Harvey sitting on the bench ready for that second half rookie season explosion in points."
scumdogs (grrouchie) [5-3]
scumdogs (grrouchie) [5-3]
Change From Last Week: +6
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
Grrouchie's Ranking: 4
"Will the real Scumdogs please raise their hands? Sitting at 5-3 but sometimes feeling like they are 3-5 the Scumdogs pick and choose when to show up and when to just disappear. This week they played the reeling ScotchontheRocks but Opponent almost didn't matter as the Dawgs dropped a top 3 performance lead by ....seems incorrect but Breece Hall with over 30 points. Only 2 scores under 10 and one truly dud in Muth. Do the dogs continue to impress or is next week another let down?"
Slattery's Ranking: 4
Slattery's Ranking: 4
"The Scumdogs are the fantasy football equivalent of the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Even when they were injured to hell and back with almost all their star players out for one reason or another, they kept fighting back screaming "I'm not dead yet!" Well, here they are officially not dead yet as they are sitting at 5-3 and about to get one of their best weapons in Brock Bowers back (hopefully)."
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [4-4]
Delta Squad (OneTyrell) [4-4]
Change From Last Week: +3
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
Grrouchie's Ranking: 5
"The way the Delta Squad is performing it is hard to believe they are only 4-4. But, there are a lot of teams junked up in the Middle and it looks like the Squad is going to pull away from them all in the near future.
Bold Prediction Cotton: Delta Squad finishes this season ranked no worse than 4 heading into the playoffs and no worse than 4th in the power rankings.
A Clash of the Titans is Brewing and the Squad wants to punch their ticket."
Slattery's Ranking: 5
Slattery's Ranking: 5
"Okay Delta Squad, I see you. Even with a goose from QJ, this team still put up the most points on the week, and they did it without the Sun God. I'm very interested to see how OneTyrell navigates losing Cam Skattebo for the season. If I had to guess, Hunt will likely be the replacement, and should do more than enough to justify his starting spot."
Get Out (Pads) [4-4]
Get Out (Pads) [4-4]
Change From Last Week: +3
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
Grrouchie's Ranking: 6
"Written off and forgotten about but making that mid season push to be relevant, Get Out is rocking and rallying behind the arm of Drake Maye and his 32 points. Pittman has been revitalized, TMac is stepping up and Spears is a great compliment in the run game.
Get Out might not be Out of this yet as they are definitely fighting for playoff positioning."
Slattery's Ranking: 7
Slattery's Ranking: 7
"This team is so fun to root for. Drake Maye is a fantasy stud already, Spears looks like he's ready for a monster second half (if he can stay healthy), Higgins might be earning some trust from the Texans, and Pittman, Olave, and Tet continue to get it done. Add in the fact that if Kamara gets traded, Devin Neal might be a surprise starter for this team through the rest of the season. "
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [4-4]
ShivaBlasts (jwv7244) [4-4]
Change From Last Week: -3
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
Grrouchie's Ranking: 8
"You can almost feel a promising season slipping through their fingers as even when they feel like they are having a great game, their Defense slacks and lets their opponents out duel them. Losing by 10 points here when they put up over 115 hurts a lot as they fall to 4-4.
Nix over 30, Henry near 20. Marks, Lamb, Flowers and Terry all over 10 but was not good enough in this offensive battle.
If only they were smart enough to bench Ebuka and start Roman Wilson. Bad Coaching"
Slattery's Ranking: 6
Slattery's Ranking: 6
"Shiva didn't have a BAD week, per say, but it is disappointing to lose when a different start/sit decision would have won you the week. Egbuka going on bye is going to be a blessing in disguise since the player needs time to get healthy as he's hurt Shiva more than he's helped the last few weeks. Also, losing Terry AGAIN to the same soft tissue injury has to sting. Still, I expect a bounce back week with Kyren and Ken Bone coming back from the bye."
Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [4-4]
Dirty Mike & The Boys (HartyPGA) [4-4]
Change From Last Week: -3
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
Grrouchie's Ranking: 7
"When it's going bad but looks like it's getting worse. Baker was a complete Dud. Judkins got an ouchie. Mooney was not Money. Isiah was not LIkely to matter. My God, the Boys did Mike Dirty this week."
Slattery's Ranking: 10
Slattery's Ranking: 10
"What was once a powerhouse of a roster now looks incredibly weak. Baker hasn't looked good for a few weeks now, Bijan crapped himself like no tomorrow, Judkins is hurt and might miss some time, Mooney looked lost on the field, Likely got almost no targets, and Pacheco might have lost his job due to injury. At least Shakir and Dobbins look like reliable starters going forward and Tyrone Tracy will have relevance again after the Skattebo injury."
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [4-4]
Fuzzy Logic (Slattery) [4-4]
Change From Last Week: -2
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
Grrouchie's Ranking: 9
"Oh My Golly Gee, Fuzzy falls 5 points short of knocking off the only undefeated team in the league so let's play a game. How could Fuzzy Have won with better coaching?
Devin Duvernay instead of Gipson. That's the one. That one will eat Slattery up for the next few weeks*, licking their wounds and wishing it was BBQ Sauce."
*Editor's note: Yep, that one is living rent free in my head right now.
Slattery's Ranking: 9
Slattery's Ranking: 9
"To give credit where credit is due, this team absolutely fought until the end this week, and they were 1 start/sit decision away from actually beating Codycast. Unfortunately, close only counts for horseshoes and hand grenades. Getting Puka back will absolutely help this team for the rest of the season, but any hope about this roster is probably going to end in heart break for Fuzzy Logic."
ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [4-4]
ScotchnWhiskers (ScotchnWhiskers) [4-4]
Change From Last Week: 4
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
Grrouchie's Ranking: 10
"You picked a bad time to show up drunk to the ball game as Hurts did his best to carry the team with over 35 points but it appears as though AJ Brown can only have one good week since he needed extra time to rest after last weeks performance. Hollywood getting a goose egg in his place does not help matters. Can scotch rebound next week or is it too late to make a push?"
Slattery's Ranking: 8
Slattery's Ranking: 8
"There are question marks all over this roster. What's going on with Treveyon? Are the Eagles better without AJ Brown on the field, and what does that mean for the Hurts/Brown stack? What will Rachaad White be when Bucky is back? Is Bill done as a fantasy starter already? Is Troy Franklin for real? Will Jeanty and Hunter perform after the bye week? I'm anxious to find out answers to all these questions."
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [1-7]
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE (lwinman) [1-7]
Change From Last Week: =0
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
Grrouchie's Ranking: 11
"No Chance brotha. The Delta Squad rolled into town and showed you what a real team plays like.
The Delta Squad is on fire, healthy and out to prove they belong at the top of the rankings.
Yes, this is Prestige's spot, but I don't want to bring up that Flacco and his 30 points were wasted in defeat. I don't want to point out that he and Rice combined for over 50 points, over 50% of the teams points but left with towels over their heads."
Slattery's Ranking: 11
Slattery's Ranking: 11
"Joe Flacco and Rashee Rice alone give this roster hope to complete an upset each and every week, but I'm not sure Prestige Worldwide actually wants to upset anyone. I'll tell you what Prestige wants: they need to see something from Matthew Golden, Christian Watson, and Elic Ayomanor. I'll tell you why. Lwinman needs to know if they can be reliable starters next season of if they need to be replaced during the offseason. The second half of this season are open tryouts for the 2026 season for this roster."
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [0-8]
1-Putt Nine (GhostDad77) [0-8]
Change From Last Week: =0
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
Grrouchie's Ranking: 12
"Bond was on the field and targeted 4 times which is great. Maybe next week he will catch one of them. And Smith decided to break through that Glass Floor and drop a negative score for the week. Herbert, Vidal and Etienne (the other one) all still coming to play like men while the rest of the team eats pork and farts"
Slattery's Ranking: 12
Slattery's Ranking: 12
"Oh, 1-Putt, I feel for you. I also had hope that Brashard Smith could do something this week, but instead he fumbled away any opportunity he had. Literally. The same can be said about your 2025 season, unfortunately. Herbert, Hampton, and Loveland could be a good core group of players to build around, but this team needs the ammo to actually build around them. Want my honest advice? Take the time to trade assets away for a rebuild. Lean hard into the tank."
Editor's note: In the event that rankers' averages are the same between teams, the following tie breakers are used in the following order to determine position in the rankings: Win/Loss ratio, total points scored, total potential points, total points against
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